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At 2010-07-01 20:56:31 (Central Time) someone wrote:                     (Views: 267)                Bottom

I just got a form letter when I tried to join a gang bang

Not looking for advice, just had to share this surreal awesomeness with someone.

Thanks for your inquiry into our gangbang. It is Saturday, July 3rd at 3:00PM here in __________.

I am ______ and the ganbang will be held here at my residence in __________. I am interested, liking what I read and would like you to cum play. I enjoy being gangbanged and have done several before. I am 51, 5’10, 185, 36C and clean shaven. I prefer to play bareback, enjoy receiving/giving oral and liking cum I swallow without hesitation, like cum in my pussy, or anywhere else except my face. I prefer the missionary position but will occasionally take 2 cocks in my pussy, and on rare occasions will do dp or even become airtight.


I am ___ and I am cohost of the gangbang. I am 49, 5ft3, 235, a 46c, and unshaven. I also prefer to play bareback, enjoy receiving/giving oral but prefer that you so not cum in my mouth, I like cum in my pussy, or anywhere else except my face. I will occasionally will do dp or even become airtight. Sorry I do not have a picture.

We ask that you bring your own drinks if you want something other than water, tea, coffee, or cola. We also ask that you bring a simple snack, i.e. a bag of chips, etc.

Don’t ask how many men will be here, we have no idea, experience has taught us that there is a number of men that will not show up when unvuted. Please, if you say you will be here follow through and do so. We look forward to hearing back from you and that you are wanting to play.

Directions will be sent out Thursday night or Friday morning to those finally selected.


 make me some teaQuote      2010-07-01 21:11:30 

Go for it. Sounds legit. Bring Cipro.

 Miles_OTooleQuote      2010-07-01 21:15:21 

I keep telling Mom that she needs to get to know people before she sleeps with them.

 frickinsweetQuote      2010-07-01 21:18:05 

Wham, remind me how to ban the submitter?

 melopeneQuote      2010-07-02 01:06:17 

I love the fact that they recommend bringing your own bag of chips while you ride the dude bareback. Because snack food is EXACTLY what I'm thinking of when I start hooking up.

 Kiss my ass and pass the potato salad!Quote      2010-07-02 08:20:01 

5'3", 235 lbs, and won't swallow? I call shenanigans.

 AndralynnQuote      2010-07-04 01:12:13 

You wanna go bare back with god knows how many people and they're not requiring you bring in a recent, clean, STD test??? Yeah. No.

 DrathusQuote      2010-07-06 11:11:32 

frickinsweet: Wham, remind me how to ban the submitter?

You wait for me to get drunk and bored and ban them on the server's firewall. =P

 


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