LOL you're fucked.

Yeah, that's a toughy.

Ah so that first edit means you're considering FALCON PUNCH

I'd love to check with you in a year or 2 to ask if it was worth another piece of ass.

Congratulations! You have confirmation that you are an asshole!!

W00t! Prepare for alimony AND child support!

I have other advice, but it's heartless, so I'll refrain.

So if you're in love with your wife, why the f*ck are you banging her best friend? DIAF assholemitter.

I WAS DOING HER A FAVOR AND IT JUST SORT OF KEPT HAPPENING!

2/10.

Keep at it though.

Wait, what the fuck--how am I the bad guy all of a sudden?

SHE WAS A FRIEND, SHE WAS LONELY, I WAS DOING HER A FAVOR AND IT JUST SORT OF KEPT HAPPENING!


You fucks keep wondering why nobody ever asks honest questions it's becuase you just judge and you sit their in your mom's basement

OK, shenanigans.

You fucks keep wondering why nobody ever asks honest questions it's becuase you just judge and you sit their in your mom's basement

Well, no now that's not quite true is it? I am well into my 50's and my mom is dead since the early 80's.

Having said that - you are STILL the bad guy. If you don't think so, then why not take a moment and tell the missus about the mistress? Why? Because it would hurt them both, right?

Yeah, that makes YOU the bad guy. Looks like life is about teach you a nice lesson in growing up. Sometimes these lessons cause one to feel a little, in your terms, "fucked".

You made the bed - I hope it's comfy and warm.

Shenanigans. But if not, are you sure the kid is yours? Can you get a threesome out of this?

Earguy: Wait, what the fuck--how am I the bad guy all of a sudden?

SHE WAS A FRIEND, SHE WAS LONELY, I WAS DOING HER A FAVOR AND IT JUST SORT OF KEPT HAPPENING!


You fucks keep wondering why nobody ever asks honest questions it's becuase you just judge and you sit their in your mom's basement

OK, shenanigans.

Yep, this. You're full of shit, submitter. Cram it with walnuts and just ride out Christmas vacation with the rest of the seventh graders, what do you say, Skeezix? Hmmm?

You asked to be judged when you submitted. Otherwise why the thread

Subby, have you EVER had anyone cheat on you? Have you ever felt that pain? I highly f*cking doubt it. So your wife's friend was in a bad place, you were her white knight and mercy f*cked her? Seriously, do you care about your wife at all?

Try for the threesome then pretend that's what got her pregnant. You will have to do it soon or else you won't be able to make it believable.

MOAR Updates Cheatmitter!

Your thread is dying.

You gotta be like ElAuttin. Hell his is at, like, 2k and counting

You fucks keep wondering why nobody ever asks honest questions it's becuase you just judge and you sit their in your mom's basement

You cheated on your wife and you have the balls to delare that we are judging? Damn man, you made your bed you lie in it. I really have pity for your wife. I hope she nails your ass to the wall in the divorce.

I hope your wife finds out, divorces your sorry ass, and takes you for nearly everything you have. Then I hope your mistress takes the rest and soaks your pathetic ass for child support. DIAF

Face it. You suck. You're a cheating sack of shit.

JUST SORT OF KEPT HAPPENING!

This really makes everything else sound like complete and utter bullshit. In the unlikely event that this is real, you're boned.

Merry Christmas!

You fucks keep wondering why nobody ever asks honest questions it's becuase you just judge and you sit their in your mom's basement

Stupid.

I dont know, but this is kinda hot. Maybe your wife will be into it?

You want to know why no one asks honest questions, but you hide behind ADIT? Asshole.

Just send your wife to me. I'll knock her up and then when she tells you she's pregnant you both can just sit back and have a big laugh.

Get ready to pay out alimony, child support, and lots of lawyer fees.

Every troll knows that the best way to get people to remain willfully blind to obvious fakery is to have the tale center around doing a woman wrong.

You know, you had a really good story going. Really good. Then you blew it in the update where you get all exasperated.

If you are a writer, please consider finding a different profession.

Sarah doesn't know,
Julie's pregnant,
I'm in love with Sarah, not Julie

Worst haiku ever.

cattheotherwhitemeat: Sarah doesn't know,
Julie's pregnant,
I'm in love with Sarah, not Julie

Worst haiku ever.

I disagree. It was informative and concise. I think all newscasts should be in this format.

Also, Anon-adulterer...lawyer up. I've seen this. Its oh so much fun for everyone. Have you started your second job yet?

/This is why I got fixed before sleeping with my best friends wife, and wife's best friend, and the woman across the street...and that chick from the Tastee Freeze.

you're getting divorced

Oh, and pull out next time, moron.

killmenow: you're getting divorced

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!