A little more than a year ago I moved into this neighborhood. There is a farm on one side of this neighborhood and neighborhood is surrounded by a bike path. On some streets, the houses back to the farm but between their yards and the farm is the bike path. I mention this because it's important to understand why I am behind a particular house.
Anyway, I walk my dogs in the morning, often before it's light. Well, about a year ago I noticed that when I was behind this one particular house on the bike path, there was an absolutely gorgeous woman who would be doing her morning routine (makeup, brushing teeth, etc) in the bathroom, with the blinds open. She was often naked. And yes, I would go by most days with the intent of seeing her. One day she was actually down in the the kitchen, completely nude. All blinds were open and I could see her whole body through the sliding door. Well, as I got to her yard her dogs started to bark because they were out in the yard already. She actually came to the sliding door, opened it while completely naked and yelled for the dogs to be quiet. At some point, I looked up her address on the county assessor's website and she is the only name listed. I assumed (turns out, correctly) that she was single.
Well, once I knew she had dogs I started trying to walk my dogs at different times hoping I would run into her. I did. We talked a bit, and a month or so later I asked her out and we started dating. We've been dating for about nine months now.
Here's my problem. I feel really guilty about the way we met. That I used to watch her naked a couple dozen times before we ever met. Is there any way I can confess this to her without coming off like a total creep? Or is this something I am going to have to take to my grave?------- Updated 2008-11-23 15:00:07 -------
To those who think this is shenanigans, I swear, every word is true.
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The Dog Walker: A Peeping Tom's Love Story
LOL! I was going to name it "The Woman in the Window". I like yours better.
And, I am not a peeping tom. I never went on her property or hid a camera or anything illegal.
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To all you who have said wait 10 or 20 years, thanks I guess that's what I will do. No idea if we'll make it that long but I won't tell her any time soon.
| Whamdangler | Quote 2008-11-23 14:56:37 |
Sorry folks, no idea why ADIT is so slow today.
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| frickinsweet | Quote 2008-11-23 15:01:03 |
stalking her is not the same thing as meeting her
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| veale728 | Quote 2008-11-23 15:15:14 |
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.
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| thepersonalgoddess | Quote 2008-11-23 15:16:28 |
You might want to take this one to the grave...
Or deathbed.
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| veale728 | Quote 2008-11-23 15:19:41 |
And, I am not a peeping tom. I never went on her property or hid a camera or anything illegal.
Yeah, but you went by her property with the intent of looking at her naked. Whether she knew of your presence (seemingly unlikely) or not, you're a peeping tom. Deal with it.
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| baked beans | Quote 2008-11-23 15:27:20 |
DO NOT EVER TELL HER!
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| rouxkitty | Quote 2008-11-23 15:40:07 |
baked beans: DO NOT EVER TELL HER!
Exactly.
Submitter:
If you want her to break up with you, I can guarantee that spilling this little secret would do it 100%. (You don't have to tell your lovers EVERYTHING, yanno.)
Stalker! :P
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| Earguy | Quote 2008-11-23 18:01:42 |
Keep this one quiet. Just live with your guilt.
Luckily for you, you can fap to this kind of guilt.
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| mekkab | Quote 2008-11-23 19:36:48 |
You know what? Secrets make some relationships work.
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| Stevarooni | Quote 2008-11-24 07:28:32 |
Sometimes, telling the truth is more harmful than keeping your embarrassing secret to yourself. Eat it; savor the flavor of being a perv. Telling her can only hurt her.
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| cattheotherwhitemeat | Quote 2008-11-24 11:06:38 |
I'd be kind of flattered. But only if I found out after I'd been dating the guy for a long time.
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| LJRacing91 | Quote 2008-12-07 01:46:54 |
Well, if you ever decide you don't like her that much, you could always wrap it up with some rodeo sex.
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| Cordwainer Deathbird | Quote 2008-12-11 13:10:26 |
Stalking is soooooooo romantic!
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| xanadian | Quote 2009-05-27 09:24:13 |
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
/not like *I* care...
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