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At 2008-11-08 17:52:29 (Central Time) someone wrote:                     (Views: 1503)                Bottom

Problem with situational incontinence

Well, it's time to get the ANON-DIT ball rolling again, so here goes:

I'm a TFette and I have a problem with incontinence.

Basically, I won't have the urge to pee all day at work, but the moment I step in the front door, I will have to pee so urgently that I can barely walk and have had many accidents. It's completely psychological; if someone else is home when I arrive, I never have the urge. But if nobody is home, bam, I gotta go.

I have been to a urologist and everything's normal down there.

This has been going on for years and I've figured out a few ways of dealing with it, but I am thinking of trying something else, like hypnotism or finding a psychologist.

Does anyone else have this problem? Should I just increase my Kegel workouts?


Discussion can be found here: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4005167
 WhamdanglerQuote      2008-11-08 17:54:28 

Pee before you leave from work? Even if you don't "have to", you can usually go. And, take video and send it to me.

 make me some teaQuote      2008-11-08 17:56:47 

BRB I gotta pee.

 senseiQuote      2008-11-08 17:57:37 

Go before you leave work, idiot. And ignore your impulse when you get home. This is completely psychological. You feel safe to pee at home. Get over it.

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 17:59:12 

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 andyofneQuote      2008-11-08 17:59:47 

I have a similar problem but it relates to masturbation. Awkward.

 senseiQuote      2008-11-08 18:00:09 

Yawn. Another 18 year old, Barnacles?

 mmagdaleneQuote      2008-11-08 18:01:00 

That must have been some potty-training experience you had as a kid. Yeah, see a shrink as soon as you can. Behavior modification techniques will probably fix you up within a few sessions.

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:01:49 

sensei: Yawn. Another 18 year old, Barnacles?


hehehe. I have no idea who gave me this one (someone on TF) but it is MESMERIZING, isn't it?

She looks older than 18. Early to mid 20's I'd say.

 veale728Quote      2008-11-08 18:02:02 

Just use the f*cking pisser, jeez.

Barnacles!: image

WANT

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:02:21 

andyofne: I have a similar problem but it relates to masturbation. Awkward.

I LOL'd.

 andyofneQuote      2008-11-08 18:03:25 

Barnacles!: sensei: Yawn. Another 18 year old, Barnacles?


hehehe. I have no idea who gave me this one (someone on TF) but it is MESMERIZING, isn't it?

She looks older than 18. Early to mid 20's I'd say.


Not a day over 16.

 JackAssHoleQuote      2008-11-08 18:04:31 

Barnacles!: Photobucket

If only we could inline that on TF...

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:04:57 

andyofne:

Not a day over 16.


HA! you wish, andy

 JackAssHoleQuote      2008-11-08 18:05:17 

Barnacles!: sensei: Yawn. Another 18 year old, Barnacles?


hehehe. I have no idea who gave me this one (someone on TF) but it is MESMERIZING, isn't it?

She looks older than 18. Early to mid 20's I'd say.


I think I was the one that introduced you to that pic :)

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:06:39 

I love how the straps on her bra are just STRAINING to keep everything in.

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:07:27 

JackAssHole:
I think I was the one that introduced you to that pic :)



if so, then I thank you VERY much my friend. That .gif is awesome. :)

 veale728Quote      2008-11-08 18:08:28 

MORE BOOBIES

 andyofneQuote      2008-11-08 18:08:50 

Barnacles!: I love how the straps on her bra are just STRAINING to keep everything in.'

Someone could lose a hand if one of those straps snapped. I saw that synthetic line snap back movie...

 tin_manQuote      2008-11-08 18:09:31 

It didn't take you long to lame shit up over here, did it?

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:11:05 

tin_man: It didn't take you long to lame shit up over here, did it?


oh look. it is grandpa sunshine. here to shit on everyone's fun.

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:12:19 

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 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:14:19 

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 JackAssHoleQuote      2008-11-08 18:16:02 

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:17:31 

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 mekkabQuote      2008-11-08 18:19:10 

andyofne: Barnacles!: sensei: Yawn. Another 18 year old, Barnacles?


hehehe. I have no idea who gave me this one (someone on TF) but it is MESMERIZING, isn't it?

She looks older than 18. Early to mid 20's I'd say.

Not a day over 16.


She's got a tramp-stamp tat. 18.

 veale728Quote      2008-11-08 18:19:56 



 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 18:21:38 

veale728:

that second one is phenomenal

 tin_manQuote      2008-11-08 18:22:08 

You're older than me, Chewbacca.

 sokeriQuote      2008-11-08 18:42:03 

you guys suck. someone comes to us asking for advice about a delicate personal issue and you make a mockery by posting jiggle shots. *storms off*

 I_C_WeenerQuote      2008-11-08 18:49:14 



Boob punch for you Barnacles!

And, it appears that Anon-Dit has picked up where it left off.

 I_C_WeenerQuote      2008-11-08 18:50:20 

Also, I have no advice for women. But I'm starting to find that sleeping through the night is no longer possible. Bladder pressure comes a calling around 3 am. I'm old.

 sokeriQuote      2008-11-08 18:54:01 

I_C_Weener: Also, I have no advice for women. But I'm starting to find that sleeping through the night is no longer possible. Bladder pressure comes a calling around 3 am. I'm old.

stop drinking liquids after your early bird dinner

 GrahamManningQuote      2008-11-08 18:54:15 



So glad this is here.

 EarguyQuote      2008-11-08 19:13:16 

My wife had some incontinence...due to a pinched nerve in her spine that the urologist never even considered. Just sayin.'

Welcome back anon-dit.

 leftyblondeQuote      2008-11-08 19:14:02 

what's all this then?

 jghiloniQuote      2008-11-08 19:46:20 

if you only piss yourself when no one's home, who gives a fuck?

 JackAssHoleQuote      2008-11-08 21:23:09 

If you didn't see it in the TF thread, casey.lurves.bacon found the name for this condition:

"latchkey incontinence"

 baked beansQuote      2008-11-08 21:34:43 

hey... it's back... thanks whammy!!!

 Barnacles!Quote      2008-11-08 22:06:40 

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 AndralynnQuote      2008-11-09 07:58:25 

Put yourself on a pee schedule, every 4 hours whether you need to go or not. Also start wearing poise type pads just in case.

 


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